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The Game Show |
David Had Finally Made It To The Last Question Of The Game. "And Now, Dave, For Your $2 Million Dollar Question..." The Ending Sound Rings Thru The Studio. "Im Sorry, Were Going To Have To Conclude This Segment Tomorrow. Before We Go, Dave; What Category Would You Like To Answer From?" David Looks At The Board Nervous. "Uhh..I'll Take American History." The Host Replies "Great Choice! See You Next Time..." The Next Day, David Walks Nervously To His Chair. "Dave, Ready For The Question?" He Reigns "Yes-Sir-e Bob!" The Host Chuckles "Ok, Lets Begin! Now Dave, This Is A Two-Parter. Typicaly, The Second Part Is The Easiest. Which Part Would You Like?" He Thinks. "I'll Take The Second!" The Audience "Ohh..."'s Him. "Ok, If Thats What You Want." The Lights Dim. "Dave, Part-Two Asks: ...In What Year Did It Happen?"
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Wheres Thy Tent? |
Detective Sherlock Holmes & His Assistant Dr. Watson Are On A Camping Trip. Holmes Awakens His Assistant & Asks Him "Look At The Sky & Tell Me What You Deduce." Watson Rambles "I See Millions Of Stars & If, Even A Few Of Those Have Planets, It's Quite Likely That There Are Some Planets Like Earth. And If There Are A Few Planets Out There Like Earth, There Might Also Be Life!" Holmes Replies "Watson, You Idiot! Someone Stole Our Tent!!!"
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Poor Little Rabbit |
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One Day, A Bear And A Rabbit Were In The Woods, Taking A Dump. The Bear Says: "Do You Have A Problem With Crap Sticking To Your Fur?" "No" Says The Rabbit. The Bear Then Turns And Wipes His A** On The Rabbit. "Good..."
Joke Submitted By: Major
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CTV Idiots |
Q) "How Many Idiots Does It Take To Make A ChatRoom?"
A) I Dunno, Go Over To CTVchats! And Check...
Joke Submitted By: TXJENN
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How To Waste Your Summer |
1) Watch TV
2) Sleep
3) Computer games
4) Make prank calls to Moe's Tavern
5) Eat
*6) Drink
7) Become A CTV Chatter
8) Start a movement to get this website banned
*9) Look for any 7Up lasers on the moon
*10) Find out what secret sauce really is
11) Find out what your definition of "is" is
12) Dig a hole to China
13) Invent new food combinations
* 14) Watch the hour hands on a clock
15) Do something really stupid, hoping to get on national TV
15) Watch for dumb mistakes
* 16) Put weird things in a blender and start your own "Fear Factor" with your friends
17) Write a list of retarded things to do to keep people busy all summer
18) Build a large catapult and try to shoot yourself into space
* 19) Turn on lights and watch your pupils shrink
* 20) Fall asleep in weird places and surprise yourself when you wake up not in bed
21) File a lawsuit against yourself for absolutely no reason
*22) Write a sitcom episode that includes every word mentioned on this page
23) Start a company and immediately fire yourself
24) Return to the scene of the crime
* 25) DOn't plaNt sUbliminal hoT dogS
26) Do nothing
27) Talk to walls
28) Those cake crumbs on the floor look edible!
29) Look for Area 51
* 30) Look for Area 51-A
31) Find the longest English word you can make by turning digital numbers upside-down
* 32) Find the longest Swahili word you can make by turning digital numbers upside-down
* 33) Fill a super-soaker with fake spiders and...
34) Invent new slang words
* 35) Make a remote control-shaped surfboard (for channel-surfin')
Lines Noted * Submitted By: SharkXVD
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